"When the waitress asked
if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't
think I can eat eight.'"
-- Yogi Berrapadding:0cm">
"The only time to eat diet food is
while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
-- Julia Childpadding:0cm">
"The most remarkable thing about my
mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The
original meal has never been found."
-- Calvin Trillin
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even
add it to the food."
-- W.C. Fieldspadding:0cm">
"Love and sausage are
alike. Can never have enough of either."
-- Trixie Koontzpadding:0cm">
"The trouble with eating
Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. "
-- George Millerpadding:0cm">
"Large, naked, raw carrots are
acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting
Easter."
-- Fran Lebowitzpadding:0cm">
"Never eat more than you can lift. "
-- Miss Piggy
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money.
Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts
never do."
-- P. J. O'Rourkepadding:0cm">
"Red meat is not bad for you. Now,
blue-green meat—that's bad for you!"
-- Tom Smothers
