Dear Santa Claus,
You remember me? I'm the one that sent you a Christmas letter with my gift demands almost a year ago. I mailed it on Christmas Day to make sure that this year, you'd finally get me what I wanted. I hated the stupid socks.
Anyway, I'm writing you now to request a detailed schedule from you with the exact time you will be coming down our chimney with my presents on Christmas Day. I'm so excited that I can't sleep so I figured I'd wait up and you could just hand over my toys.
I'm also writing to demand that you send me a copy of your world-wide delivery plan. My Daddy is a Attorney, and he said I have the right to ask to do something called an oddit (?). Please use FedEx to get these to me by 10:00 AM tomorrow in time for Show-And-Tell.
Your friend (for now),
Tommy
p.s. You should know that several of the kids in my class (Randy, HammeredChef) were really naughty this year, They stole a copy of my Christmas letter and just changed it to TWO or FOUR of everything. The was mean and it made me cry. I'm going to be really, really, really mad if they get their presents 1 nanosecond before mine!
;-)
